thenammagazine
Super Freak
Every man should have one of those.
I think you should be tased and dragged across the floor of the public restroom you just pissed all over if you don't abide by that.
Every man should have one of those.
Sleep Paralysis aka Old Hag Syndrome
Coming home and finding my cat sunning it up in the driveway. She sees me coming and makes out like she's doing me a huge ____ing favour by getting out of my way. In heading towards the house she makes sure she's just in front of my wheels so I can't see exactly where she is. I have to drive the last ten metres in slow-mo but sometimes I swear I'm tempted to just floor it.
Sleep Paralysis aka Old Hag Syndrome
I've never had it but have heard some really freaky stories about it.Sleep Paralysis aka Old Hag Syndrome
I hate when l take a leak and l get two streams going, ones going in the toilet and the other on the floor. Then l cut my piss and release again then it comes out at a 90 degree angle and gets all over the wall. And woman wonder why guys piss all over the toilet seat.
Sleep Paralysis aka Old Hag Syndrome
I've never had it but have heard some really freaky stories about it.
If you have that problem, SIT to pee.
I've had this happen and it's awful!
There's nothing unmanly about it and more do it than will admit it.
If you have that problem, SIT to pee. There's nothing unmanly about it and more do it than will admit it.
I've been a sitter for years. It takes all the stress out of aiming, I never get shake spatter on my jeans and I never get nagged by the girls for leaving the seat up. Try it, it's what all the emasculated peeps are doin' these days.
I imagine that's necessary for ya though given panties don't have fly access.
...and any chance I mighta had with building any cred on this board, gone. I'm wiping away my tears with my silk hanky as I write this
Here, hopefully this will cheer ya up:
Unless of course you're looking at it and wondering where you can score size zero sweat-wicking shorts.
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