I drink a tablet of Airborne every morning with breakfast.
I hate when colds linger. Bugger off already!
I'd say don't be in the city. If there was a zombie outbreak, the gov't would be bombing cities to get rid of em, and the people there wouldn't matter.
Coming home and finding my cat sunning it up in the driveway. She sees me coming and makes out like she's doing me a huge ____ing favour by getting out of my way. In heading towards the house she makes sure she's just in front of my wheels so I can't see exactly where she is. I have to drive the last ten metres in slow-mo but sometimes I swear I'm tempted to just floor it.
You don't like when threads go off topic, but now you're talking about zombies.
Nobody wants to buy my ovepriced Godzilla plant.
I don't even know what that is.
I hate when l take a leak and l get two streams going, ones going in the toilet and the other on the floor. Then l cut my piss and release again then it comes out at a 90 degree angle and gets all over the wall. And woman wonder why guys piss all over the toilet seat.
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