Things I Hate

[Voorhees27]

Having a nightmare of yourself sleeping and seeing you and your wife sleep. Jilted by a demon sitting on my chest (or sleep paralysis for the Godless) and then rounded up with a 3rd nightmare mins later.

Then waking up this morning with back pain so bad I can't walk nor breath properly.

Yay.

 

[devilof76]

That's interesting. Every sleep paralysis episode I had as an adult, it was a petite brunette, and she just wanted to have sex with me. It never got scary when I realized I couldn't move, and the trick was to keep from waking up before things got good. Never happened.

 

[Valfar]

Dubstep, hate that ____.

 

[thenammagazine]

Dubstep, hate that ____.

 

[comiclover47]

Dubstep, hate that ____.

Heard on the Radio that Justin Bieber is making a dubstep album. Had to stop and laugh for a solid 5 minutes after that

 

[EVILFACE]

I hate it when your fence falls over in the wind and the neighbor thinks they should only pay 40% even though they have a German Shepard and a pool.

His rational? A few years before we moved in, they paid to have the front section of the fence replaced (so he says).

Try having sections fall over on 2 different sides snapping the posts off at the ground on both and neither of your neighbors offering any help. Both even coming out to "see what you are doing."

Digging a snapped post with 2 feet of concrete plug was.not.fun.

If another one falls over, I ain't messing with it.

 

[King Darkness]

I have no neighbors, but on occasion a cow will get into my yard. Not really an issue, but there are no holes in the fence around my property and I just can't see a 1000lb cow jumping a fence. I never mess with it and always when I leave for work and come back he is gone

But he leaves giant poops on my property

 

[EVILFACE]

That's like free steak.

 

[King Darkness]

The cow or the poop?

 

[thenammagazine]

The cow or the poop?

 

[Kabukiman]

Cars.

Also this: The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters.

 

[Skiman]

I have no neighbors, but on occasion a cow will get into my yard. Not really an issue, but there are no holes in the fence around my property and I just can't see a 1000lb cow jumping a fence. I never mess with it and always when I leave for work and come back he is gone

But he leaves giant poops on my property

I would pick him up and toss him if I were you.

 

[Kamandi]

Cars.

Cars are OK. The expenses that go with cars suck.

 

[Kabukiman]

Cars are OK. The expenses that go with cars suck.

Yeah, I guess I'm okay with cars, it's the expense that kills me. I think I'd be happy living in a city w/ mass transit and just be done with cars though.

 

[barryo]

I have no neighbors, but on occasion a cow will get into my yard. Not really an issue, but there are no holes in the fence around my property and I just can't see a 1000lb cow jumping a fence. I never mess with it and always when I leave for work and come back he is gone

But he leaves giant poops on my property

umm............shrooms?.........

 

[The Ween]

That's interesting. Every sleep paralysis episode I had as an adult, it was a petite brunette, and she just wanted to have sex with me. It never got scary when I realized I couldn't move, and the trick was to keep from waking up before things got good. Never happened.

I'm such a tease.

 

[Skiman]

I'm such a tease.

 

[The Ween]

I have no neighbors, but on occasion a cow will get into my yard. Not really an issue, but there are no holes in the fence around my property and I just can't see a 1000lb cow jumping a fence. I never mess with it and always when I leave for work and come back he is gone

ALIENS!


But he leaves giant poops on my property

Batty did it.

 

[The Ween]

Meanie.........

 

[devilof76]

I'm such a tease.

Succubus.