my folks still care about that church issue...
i dont think they know i went AWOL.(awkward silence/pause as i recollect certain events)
right, thats when i left home. went AWOL,oh and skipped my veggies.
awkward conversations with mother...
"son, are you still going to church?"
Oh my goodness...the typical reaction is surprise followed by "You haven't found the right church yet. You should come to our church."
Military AWOL?
My parents don't bother asking anymore, but I get asked by a lot of people here. When my wife and I say we don't go to church the typical reaction is surprise followed by "You haven't found the right church yet. You should come to our church." I've stopped being nice about it when they get pushy.
Tell her your church is in your heart. That's what my father always told people.
Conversation I had at work today -
Co-worker: What'd you have for lunch?
Me: Fried chicken.
Co-worker: I had seafood soup. You know, because we're not supposed eat meat on Friday.
Me: Oh, ****. Is it Lent?
Co-worker: You didn't know you were sinning?
Me: Well, not that one.
Conversation I had at work today -
Co-worker: What'd you have for lunch?
Me: Fried chicken.
Co-worker: I had seafood soup. You know, because we're not supposed eat meat on Friday.
Me: Oh, ****. Is it Lent?
Co-worker: You didn't know you were sinning?
Me: Well, not that one.
"He who is without sin, let him cast the first chicken bone."
It sounds like you work in hell
Just ordered a pulled pork pizza. Yay Lent.
Growing up, we only observed Fridays. I found out later that we were cheating.
Conversation I had at work today -
Co-worker: What'd you have for lunch?
Me: Fried chicken.
Co-worker: I had seafood soup. You know, because we're not supposed eat meat on Friday.
Me: Oh, ****. Is it Lent?
Co-worker: You didn't know you were sinning?
Me: Well, not that one.
Just ordered a pulled pork pizza. Yay Lent.
Growing up, we only observed Fridays. I found out later that we were cheating.
church.lolz
i usually say to friends the last time i went to church, i saw NIN and QoTSA. in christchurch.
i feel like breaking her heart if i tell her straight up. i dont really want to be distant to my folks cant help it if i get cornered often. subtle ways of changing the subject only has limited coverage.
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