You can't make this $#*! up

[Voorhees27]

 

[devilof76]

My dogs didn't need a parent to teach them how to fight, bark, chase bugs (or cats), run, walk, jump over gates. She might have stuck a nipple in their mouth and kept them clean. That's about it.

Instinct is an automatic knowledge of survival. It is the automatic processing of information presented to their senses, to be used in acting to further their own existence. Survival in human beings cannot be achieved by any automatic process they possess. Processing of knowledge in humans is not automatic, and knowledge is the only thing that will keep a conscious organism alive.

 

[thenammagazine]

My dogs didn't need a parent to teach them how to fight, bark, chase bugs (or cats), run, walk, jump over gates. She might have stuck a nipple in their mouth and kept them clean. That's about it.

Instinct is an automatic knowledge of survival. It is the automatic processing of information presented to their senses. Survival in human beings cannot be achieved by any automatic process they possess. Processing of knowledge is not an automatic process, and knowledge is the only thing that will keep a conscious organism alive.

I notice you ducked the question.

So your dogs magically survived on their own from birth?

 

[devilof76]

What did they need to do besides eat, sleep and ____?

After weening, what did their mother teach them? When is a nipple ever going to be offered to them again in their lives? And yet, they know out how to eat.

 

[thenammagazine]

What did they need to do besides eat, sleep and ____?

Uncared for puppies dies of exposure. You know this. Stop ducking the question.

 

[devilof76]

Because development in mammals finishes outside of the womb. They can't even perceive a three dimensional world until they start walking. They need protection, but how long does that last? WHat do they go on when there's no more momma body keeping them warm and fed?

Incidentally, are dogs taught how to procreate?

 

[The Ween]

 

[Darth Snoopy]

 

[The Ween]

Kids these days are stupid!

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012...jured_n_1640429.html?1341096581&ncid=webmail1

 

[devilof76]

And sadistic. ____ing *******.

 

[The Ween]

And sadistic. ____ing *******.

I thought that eating a tablespoon of cinnamon was bad, but this takes the cake.

I hate pain.

 

[thenammagazine]

And sadistic. ____ing *******.

"Daddy, why do you have a cross scarred on your back?"

"It's the mark of a stupidass, honey."

 

[devilof76]

And what's nice about that is stupidass fathers usually lead to stupidass boyfriends.

I hope he enjoys meeting the trash he inspired his daughter to bring home.

 

[thenammagazine]

And what's nice about that is stupidass fathers usually lead to stupidass boyfriends.

I hope he enjoys meeting the trash he inspired his daughter to bring home.

At least he'll have someone to share a Budweiser with on the porch of his Double-wide.

 

[The Ween]

And what's nice about that is stupidass fathers usually lead to stupidass boyfriends.

I hope he enjoys meeting the trash he inspired his daughter to bring home.

Not if you have Direct TV!

 

[devilof76]

Don't melt your skin off. Get Direct TV.

At least he'll have someone to share a Budweiser with on the porch of his Double-wide.

They can get drunk and put cigarettes out on their salt burn scars.

 

[The Ween]

I thought you used salt and ice to make ice cream?

Guess times have changed.

 

[devilof76]

And milk, and sugar.

 

[The Ween]

And milk, and sugar.

Well sure!

That's what came to mind when I read salt and ice.

Or tequila, but I don't care for salt with it and it can't be straight.

 

[devilof76]

They should have put tequila on their salt burns.