Things I Hate

[Lejuan]

If only I could train my cat to be more like my dog. Then she could lick my face after licking her arsehole, just like he does.

 

[The Ween]

If only I could train my cat to be more like my dog. Then she could lick my face after licking her arsehole, just like he does.

Luckily, my dog can't reach his, or his pee pee!

 

[devilof76]

What's the point of being a dog if you can't lick your own crotch?

 

[Lejuan]

What's the point of being a dog if you can't lick your own crotch?

Reminds me of...

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can.

 

[The Ween]

What's the point of being a dog if you can't lick your own crotch?

I have a Sheltie with a huge mane. He can't get past that. He could lick himself as a pup, but not now.

 

[Boba Ben]

I hate that I smashed my car into a deer this morning. It wasn't driveable, but thankfully there was really nice police lady right there when it happened and she called the tow company and dropped me off at work. Total cost out of my pocket was only $100. Won't have my car back until the 28th, though. Thank goodness for loaner car insurance.

 

[The Ween]

I hate that I smashed my car into a deer this morning. It wasn't driveable, but thankfully there was really nice police lady right there when it happened and she called the tow company and dropped me off at work. Total cost out of my pocket was only $100. Won't have my car back until the 28th, though. Thank goodness for loaner car insurance.

Did you have deer for supper?

 

[Boba Ben]

Did you have deer for supper?

Nah. The s.o.b. ran off into the woods.

 

[intothevoid]

Hypocrisy.

Especially when it comes to child murder.

 

[CelticPredator]

**** DEERS.

 

[intothevoid]

Wow that's crazy

 

[a-dev]

**** DEERS.

And look at all that empty road. If only the deer knew he doesn't have to cross the road in that exact moment.

 

[Kamandi]

I hate it when people can't STFU even when it's clear I'm sick of their mouth.

 

[The Ween]

Nah. The s.o.b. ran off into the woods.

Awww......I'm glad you're okay though!

 

[crows]

**** DEERS.

deer got what it deserved

 

[The Ween]

deer got what it deserved

Yeah, it deserved that.

 

[Devil_666]

Deer Pong.

 

[CelticPredator]

 

[fosing]

30 pts for the deer.

but damn....double tap.

 

[SixMillionDollarMan Guy]

Holy crap, never seen anything like that! Double whammy.