Things I Hate

[ZaCHw117]

Yeah I hate that..we have a policy....sick enough to call out? Sick enough to goto MD....and bring a note....


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I just fire their *****.

teach em' early the world isn't fair or nice.

 

[RIDDICK]

That there are people who think that this ***t is funny

when in fact it's the opposite.

 

[EVILFACE]

You just don't understand Star Wars, brah.

 

[Snake Plissken]

That there are people who think that this ***t is funny

when in fact it's the opposite.

I never had any interest in getting into the trilogy, but this ****ing monstrosity is the death knell in that ever happening.

 

[EVILFACE]

Naw, grown men love that thing and are eating every collectible up.

 

[Snake Plissken]

That's a frightening truth.

 

[ZaCHw117]

That there are people who think that this ***t is funny

when in fact it's the opposite.

It's not even funny as a meme. The Movie section is a plague right now with stupid porg ****.

 

[DiFabio]

I swear, Kathleen Kennedy could squat on stage and **** out a long, steamy turd, and as long as it was in a Star Wars movie and marketed as a toy, fan boys and general audiences would eat it up.

It's amazing. Back in the day, it was understandable how something like Darth Vader or C-3PO and R2 became iconic characters, but things like Snoke or Porgs? It just feels hamfisted and forced. Disney has barely even marketed those things and you got the hype brigade shilling them everyday for free. Gotta love that free advertising.

 

[ZaCHw117]

People would think Kennedy's **** is cute and want a plush toy.

Porgs are hilarious! Says people with no natural taste of humor.

 

[crows]

I swear, Kathleen Kennedy could squat on stage and **** out a long, steamy turd, and as long as it was in a Star Wars movie and marketed as a toy, fan boys and general audiences would eat it up.

It's amazing. Back in the day, it was understandable how something like Darth Vader or C-3PO and R2 became iconic characters, but things like Snoke or Porgs? It just feels hamfisted and forced. Disney has barely even marketed those things and you got the hype brigade shilling them everyday for free. Gotta love that free advertising.

They need something for the kids bro... keyword KIDS....
KIDS

Porgs are literally made for a CHILD.... theres no problem with disney making a cartoon toy to make toddlers happy

The problem is all these gross old neckbeards going bananas over a cgi rat cartoon.
Literally the same situation as my little pony

 

[Terminatrix]

Breaking my toe.

That **** hurts like hell.


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[a-dev]

It's up there with biting my tongue or banging my head on a cupboard door as things that make me want to punch a wall....I suppose I do it to distract from the original pain.

 

[hockeyflow33]

They need something for the kids bro... keyword KIDS....
KIDS

Porgs are literally made for a CHILD.... theres no problem with disney making a cartoon toy to make toddlers happy

The problem is all these gross old neckbeards going bananas over a cgi rat cartoon.
Literally the same situation as my little pony

This is beyond true


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[Snake Plissken]

Breaking my toe.

That **** hurts like hell.


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Ouch. I remember my Grandmother told me she broke hers once she was younger. It healed, and she fell in the shower and broke the same toe again.

 

[GeneralZodLives]

I hit my pinky toe on a furniture leg years ago and it hurt like a mother ****er. I don't know if I broke it, but it changed shape from straight to round and never went back to normal.

 

[Jameson Rook]

Breaking my toe.

That **** hurts like hell.

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Sorry to hear that! Did you received medical attention? When I have feet accidents, I watch comedies, if that helps.

I hit my pinky toe on a furniture leg years ago and it hurt like a mother ****er. I don't know if I broke it, but it changed shape
from straight to round and never went back to normal.

Same here. It was 1995 and I was running to answer the phone when I was outside and my pinky toe got caught in a metal fence, (gory detail ahead) and tore the nail right off. Thankfully a kind neighbor was around to drive me to the hospital where I received some shots and painkillers. Funny thing is, my toes have a tendency to slam onto the furniture every once in awhile, so I'm tempted to wear socks in the house.

 

[The Ween]

For the smaller toes, they can't really do much for them other than giving you pain killers. I don't bother. I just tape two toes together and take some Advil.

 

[Snake Plissken]

The private contractor delivery guys Amazon uses. These ****ers are good for losing packages way too often.

 

[hockeyflow33]

The private contractor delivery guys Amazon uses. These ****ers are good for losing packages way too often.

Is that better or worse than them leaving packages in the rain and using packages as javelin practice?


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[Spazz]

They need something for the kids bro... keyword KIDS....
KIDS

Porgs are literally made for a CHILD.... theres no problem with disney making a cartoon toy to make toddlers happy

The problem is all these gross old neckbeards going bananas over a cgi rat cartoon.
Literally the same situation as my little pony

Agreed. The Neckbeards have taken over popular culture. George Carlin said it best: