Things I Hate

[pixletwin]

Truck drivers who call their truck registration, a truck restuuration....


Goddamn, truckers are stupid.

I can identify with this. I HATE three things about working in a bankruptcy law office.

1) Clients who refer to themselves as the "de-BIT-ter" (as opposed to being the "debtor".. the "b" is silent folks).

2) Potential clients who call to schedule a free "CONSOLATION" (as opposed to "consultation".. it's not a clinic with happy endings pal).

3) Idiot clients who refer to themselves as the "creditor" when THEY are the ones who owe money.

Moon-calfs!

 

[FLOSI]

Truck drivers who call their truck registration, a truck restuuration....


Goddamn, truckers are stupid.

So there's more than one trucker that calls it restuuration? This isn't a one time thing?

Maybe FL DMV is to blame.

 

[thenammagazine]

So there's more than one trucker that calls it restuuration? This isn't a one time thing?

Maybe FL DMV is to blame.

WTF does he say for the third like of "Truckers" (sung to Monkeys theme) at the end?

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[SixMillionDollarMan Guy]

Trying to pay a merchant during checkout and having the cashier ask for a phone number to input into their system.

 

[thenammagazine]

Trying to pay a merchant during checkout and having the cashier ask for a phone number to input into their system.

I used to give "976" numbers when they asked.

 

[SixMillionDollarMan Guy]

I used to give "976" numbers when they asked.

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[devilof76]

Epistemological agnosticism.

 

[thenammagazine]

Sesquipedalians.

 

[devilof76]

Oh. I mean people who don't believe in truth and are convinced that right and wrong don't exist, that all disagreement is a difference of opinion, and that anyone who insists that wrong is wrong, is bullying those who feel that they should be able to say what they want without fear of being taken for a fool.

Better? Or do you get a kink in your buttfloss over long sentences too?

 

[thenammagazine]

Oh. I mean people who don't believe in truth and are convinced that right and wrong don't exist, that all disagreement is a difference of opinion, and that anyone who insists that wrong is wrong, is bullying those who feel that they should be able to say what they want without fear of being taken for a fool.

Better? Or do you get a kink in your buttfloss over long sentences too?

Promoting literacy.

 

[devilof76]

And doing a damn fine job of it.

I had to look it up.

 

[thenammagazine]

And doing a damn fine job of it.

I had to look it up.

Sad thing is, I posted perfectly good ammo for the inept who find themselves on the ass end of your "schoolings" and most will probably just overlook it.

 

[devilof76]

They couldn't hit the ground with a rock. You could hand them a mountain and they'd still miss.

 

[Jen]

I hate that it's Friday night - not even 10:00pm, and I'm so exhausted from work that I just want to go to bed.



Being old sucks.

 

[jonny88]

Goddamn, truckers are stupid.

But they make more money then you do.

 

[thenammagazine]

I hate that it's Friday night - not even 10:00pm, and I'm so exhausted from work that I just want to go to bed.

Being old sucks.

Complain about being old when you have a shoulder that locks up from being suplexed (long story ) and knees that sound like you're crumpling paper every time you stand up.

 

[Jen]

Complain about being old when you have a shoulder that locks up from being suplexed (long story ) and knees that sound like you're crumpling paper every time you stand up.

Does having an achy lower back count? I sleep better on my couch than I do on a bed. I really need to get a new mattress.

 

[thenammagazine]

Does having an achy lower back count? I sleep better on my couch than I do on a bed. I really need to get a new mattress.

If I sleep on the couch, which is about every other week as I watch cartoons with my daughter Friday nights until she passes out, I limp all day Saturday.

 

[The Ween]

Does having an achy lower back count? I sleep better on my couch than I do on a bed. I really need to get a new mattress.

You sound like me! I need one too. I just don't know what to get.

 

[Jen]

If I sleep on the couch, which is about every other week as I watch cartoons with my daughter Friday nights until she passes out, I limp all day Saturday.

I used to chuckle when my dad said...."just you wait...when you turn 40...." and it was all true. Damn parents...they know too much! If only I had listened more often.