Kabukiman
Greatest Person Ever
The "Only one superhero a year movie can be good" mentality. It was amusing at first, then I realized some people weren't joking.
Yesterday I was cooking 4 racks of baby back ribs. Made a homemade rub...had then slow cooking on the grill for about 1 1/2 hours...they had half an hour left to go. I was checking them every 10-15 minutes to make sure the temperature didn't rise above 340. Everything was perfect. Then somehow the grill malfunctioned ..and when i went to check them again the temperature was beyond maxed out...there were scorch marks on the lid, the temperature gage fell apart, the ribs were completely on fire. When the flames were gone all that was left was ash. Even the bones were ash. They had been cremated. How could that happen in 10 minutes with the knobs still on low. all that work for nothing...but a gasp and a laugh of utter disbelief. I hate you grill.
Yesterday I was cooking 4 racks of baby back ribs. Made a homemade rub...had then slow cooking on the grill for about 1 1/2 hours...they had half an hour left to go. I was checking them every 10-15 minutes to make sure the temperature didn't rise above 340. Everything was perfect. Then somehow the grill malfunctioned ..and when i went to check them again the temperature was beyond maxed out...there were scorch marks on the lid, the temperature gage fell apart, the ribs were completely on fire. When the flames were gone all that was left was ash. Even the bones were ash. They had been cremated. How could that happen in 10 minutes with the knobs still on low. all that work for nothing...but a gasp and a laugh of utter disbelief. I hate you grill.
Well it's a good thing it didn't malfunction with you standing over it. The ribs can be replaced, you can't.
People who order cakes for Saturday pick up, then come in the day before wanting them, then getting pissed off because they're aren't ready yet. Happens at least once a week, and it did just now.
Taking my little sister to the ER where she's facing likely admission. She'll be alright, but she's been sick and it's been long enough.
Yesterday I was cooking 4 racks of baby back ribs. Made a homemade rub...had then slow cooking on the grill for about 1 1/2 hours...they had half an hour left to go. I was checking them every 10-15 minutes to make sure the temperature didn't rise above 340. Everything was perfect. Then somehow the grill malfunctioned ..and when i went to check them again the temperature was beyond maxed out...there were scorch marks on the lid, the temperature gage fell apart, the ribs were completely on fire. When the flames were gone all that was left was ash. Even the bones were ash. They had been cremated. How could that happen in 10 minutes with the knobs still on low. all that work for nothing...but a gasp and a laugh of utter disbelief. I hate you grill.
I hate you grill.
Hope the little sis is rockin' good health soon.
Probably the grease from the ribs. Cook ribs over charcoal with the vents closed enough to keep any flame from opening up.
You should cook them in the oven first. Same dry rub and all but add some liquid smoke. Put em on a sheet tray and tent with foil, 215 Deg. for three hours or so and then finish on the grill for the last 45-1Hr while hitting them with the sauce. Either that or pick up an actual smoker......
People at the cinema who constantly talk during the movie.... one of the reasons why I prefer to watch movies at home.
This.
Also people who sit behind me in a movie who constantly bump the back of my seat. I HATE THAT.
I hate that too. Also the fact that many a times I am the only one who would ask/shout on such people to keep their trap shut. The rest of the people sit quietly with a couldn't care less attitude as if they are completley oblivious to the disturbance and I am the only one getting annoyed.
How about going to an almost empty theater and the next people that come in decide to sit right in front of you.
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