Which Batman film is better?

[DiFabio]

Should have called it The Dark Knight Returns.



Please, don't hurt me!

 

[devilof76]

Second movie introduced the concept of the Dark Knight. Third movie finished the motion. Makes sense to me.

 

[snoop101]

Should have called it The Dark Knight Returns.



Please, don't hurt me!

Agreed. That wouldve been too perfect.

 

[devilof76]

But, he didn't really return. He kinda...left.

 

[snoop101]

But, he didn't really return. He kinda...left.

He returned when gotham needed him.....

 

[devilof76]

How about The Dark Knight Returns For a Little Bit?

 

[DiFabio]

How about The Dark Knight Rises for 11 minutes of screen time.

 

[greygoose]

I'm absolutely certain TDKR was named such to wholly capitalize off of the popularity of TDK.

Pretty much spot on I reckon.

 

[Maglor]

Should have been "Revenge of the Dark Knight".

 

[snoop101]

How about The Dark Knight Rises for 11 minutes of screen time.

 

[thenammagazine]

It sounds better than Batman Rises

Also all the metaphors don't work with any other title

Not really, it sounds just as sucky as Batman Rises.

 

[Maglor]

I didn't like the title when I first heard it, but now I do. I think that makes me a Nolancompoop.

 

[devilof76]

It's better than thinking Burton made good Batman movies.

 

[thenammagazine]

I didn't like the title when I first heard it, but now I do. I think that makes me a Nolancompoop.

You're not even worthy of that.

 

[DiFabio]

It's better than thinking Burton made good Batman movies.

Now why would you go and do that?





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[Maglor]

It's better than thinking Burton made good Batman movies.

 

[devilof76]

Now why are you going to go and do that?

To hurt people's feelings and make them think I'm a bad person.

 

[Maglor]

To hurt people's feelings and make them think I'm a bad person.

 

[DiFabio]

To hurt people's feelings and make them think I'm a bad person.

It worked. Maglor is tying and knotting the noose as we speak.

 

[devilof76]